Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Teen Wolf: Episode 1


There seems to be an unwritten rule about the pilot episodes of TV shows; in that they must all be shockingly awful, the acting grating, and the dialogue flimsy. Bad special effects and mediocre plot lines go hand in hand with what seems like the overwhelming rush to introduce every single character all at once, in the hope that at least one might be interesting enough to keep the viewers hooked, in the hope that it might get even that tiny bit better. Even the sacred BBC’s Sherlock had that one dodgy pilot episode which was never shown, but simply added onto the DVD for laughs.

Don’t get me wrong, Teen Wolf makes no exception to this rule, but on the scale of terrible pilot episodes…it wasn’t horrific. The overall concept of the show isn’t fantastic, with teenage angst and traumatic werewolf gore being two of the most overdone genres in fiction, and some of the stereotypical high school character archetypes have been rammed in, but there were some surprisingly comedic moments, with the two main characters, Scott and Stiles, lightening almost the entire episode in their unoriginal, yet unexpected humour isms.

The plot of the episode was relatively straightforward, and incredibly easy to follow, with the destination between good characters and bad being made fairly obvious from the get go, and the typically damsel in distress figure being surprisingly likeable…for now, anyway. The relationships between the characters are clearly going to be the strong point of the show, from the friendship of the boys, and the darker, twisted relationships between Scott and the werewolves. Romantic relationships seem to have been dulled a little against the general werewolf theme, but they are there nevertheless, with Scott’s romantic interest only seemingly being introduced for the purposes of the plot twist at the very end of the episode, something which is sloppy writing at best.

The technical elements to the show were also generally good, and I was pleasantly surprised by the soundtrack, with the original score being used just as fittingly as the popular tracks, both recognisable and uplifting at parts. The special effects, whilst at the start of the episode could be considered a little hammy definitely improved in time for the big transformation scene. Werewolf transformation scenes seem to be defined along a scale from ‘bad’ to, well, Twilight, however Teen Wolf seemed to take it in a different direction, using less of the fake fur, and more of the cleverly dipped camera shots to create the effect of the wolf. The camera work in the episode is, admittedly, impressive, something which perhaps sets it aside from many of the other supernatural shows, with their overly dramatic zooms, and lagging speed shots.


Overall, with any pilot, there’s room for improvement, and hopefully some character development at least, but as a whole, it wasn’t bad, and has definitely peaked my interest enough to stick around for the next episode. 

Amazing Grace


The film Amazing Grace portrayed William Wilberforce (Ioan Gruffurd) as the dashing hero, and told the story of his triumph over the slave trade. Although the film was very moving and engaging, it was also very biased whilst leaving out great chunks of information. For instance, Phyllis Weakly, a former black slave who, like Olaudah Eqiano, published a book about slavery and sold it, but Weakly wasn’t even mentioned.
Money was a great issue too, but no one seemed particularly bothered that the abolition of slavery would come at a price, quite literally. It appears that Wilberforce never even considered this.

William Pitt, a former prime minister and friend of Wilberforce was included but we are told that he turned away from the project, leaving William alone.
Some facts were solid truth though e.g. Wilberforce's’ wife Barbara was a friend of her husbands’ cousin but it also portrays John Newton writing the song ‘Amazing Grace’ and his significance to the abolition of slavery.

The film may have been wrong or inaccurate in the descriptions of the slaves themselves. It scarcely mentions the rebellions aboard slave ships or the fact that Captains and Plantation owners were terrified of an attack or revolt. Perhaps the film researchers had a lot more information on Wilberforce but his supposedly solo-attempt at completing an extremely long petition was in fact composed by Thomas Clarkson, with no mention of any help from William.

Despite this Amazing Grace is a brilliant film with a lot of events based on reality. But if the audience knew nothing about the abolition, they would’ve been led to believe that the slave trade ended there and then, all thanks to William Wilberforce.


This information would be wrong. The slave trade was only abolished in England and even the British could still own slaves and put  them to work. The complete abolition was around 1838, with thanks to Wilberforce and Clarkson, Pitt, the Quakers, Newton, Granville and William Sharp, plus so many other brilliant people, making the world that little bit better.

Nanny McPhee


‘When you need me, but do not want me, I must stay. When you want me, but no longer need me, I must go’.

Set in a time period that no one’s quite sure of, and filmed in a house that would make even the tallest of bungalows weep, we start our cinematic adventure half asleep, and lulled into serenity by the soothing, dulcet tune of Colin Firth, welcoming us into the world of The Sound Of Music Gone Wrong.
This film is one of those films that takes the word ‘Juxtaposition’, considers it for a while, but eventually throws it out of the comparative window, claiming it to be far too simple. It’s got a  beautifully jaunty rhythm to it, colourful and fantastic in it’s construction, but as fairy tales go, it has to be one of the dark ones. Death surrounds the scenes like a veil, whether it be in the teapot on the chair of their father’s dead wife; or the many heart stopping and incredulous tricks performed by worryingly young and doubtedly sane siblings.

Nanny McPhee has the unique charm of taking quite a dark and twisted fairy-tale, of evil stepmothers, witches, widows and fears and layering it up with food fights, and children and fun. In particular Thomas Sangster, playing eldest Brown boy, Simon is cast into such a relatable role, as both the leader of the pack, and the one who needs the most leading. He’s the typical stubborn, moody adolescent, but he’s clever too, and he’s changeable, something which obviously inspires the other children enormously. The family dynamics are clearly the heart of the story, and it’s refreshing to see Colin Firth play such a comfortable fatherly role, taking all his Eton mannerisms and turning them into paternal flaws, and faults.

Emma Thomas starring as title character Nanny McPhee is interesting choice, but nether less a good one. Nanny McPhee as a role is terrifying, and brilliant and so heartbreakingly melancholy that it takes you until the end of the film to realise who the story was actually about. It’s easy to become absorbed in the humour and the comfort of the happy family ending, but in the end, it’s her story really. It’s Nanny McPhee showing us her finest work. We see this children well mannered and well behaved, and know that that is how she always saw them, as children that were already fixed, however unwillingly. It’s a heart-breaking thought that, in the end, she doesn’t get to be wanted, she doesn’t get to be loved like Evangeline, or like Papa, and she doesn’t become one of the family until she’s already moved on and left.

There are so many morals to this story that, when thought about, it is the  equivalent of two years social teachings condensed into two hours of fiction. Respect your parents, blood is thicker than water, money isn’t everything, do as you’re told….But the one moral I found the most interesting, personally, isn’t really a moral at all. At the start of the film, we are shown Nanny McPhee to be, for lack of other words, ugly, and a little bit frightening with her protruding tooth, bulbous nose and hairy warts, but with every lesson the children learn, she becomes that little more beautiful, until at the end of the story, she’s just as pretty as the bride she stands next to.  In terms of morals, this, for all intensive purposes,  gives us the impression that the more nice things we do, the more beautiful we become, and given that the children seem to warm to their Nanny with every wart she loses; that being attractive will make people like us. Of course, for adults, this is an obvious metaphor for inner beauty, and the attractiveness of a soul, but for children, I find that this can be ever so misleading.

In conclusion, however shallow the humour, and however pretty the actors, this film is incredibly structured, with so many inspiring teachings for children, and even some lewd innuendos for the adults. The rule about working with children and animals doesn’t seem to apply here, as every single part is spot on and perfected, and it is definitely well worth a watch.


Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA


Gordon Ramsay. Famous Michelin Star chef, turned TV star and restaurant developer. And full time potty mouth, judging by his attitudes on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

The structure of the show is simple: Gordon visits a failing restaurant, eats a terrible meal, tells everyone what they're doing wrong, argues with the owner, someone cries, Gordon shouts, restaurant gets a brand new makeover and the customers come flying in again. However, whilst this is the general plot of every single episode in the series; individually, they're actually incredibly enjoyable. 

Like most reality television programmes, the staff Gordon goes to meet are bursting with character and are very easy to critise, whether it be a xenophobic widow, stubbornly fighting from her kitchen's corner or a delusional Italian, skimping on the salmon and charging at the Chef, and at times they will drive the audience to insanity. The good kind of insanity though; the healthy rage that can only be stemmed from watching a fully grown man spit in a celebrity chef's face and being too many countries away to deal with it. 

Many of the episodes are purely frustrating, but this doesn't stop them from being infuriatingly addictive, and they seem to get more shocking as the series goes on. Disgusting kitchens, horrified customers and uncooked food must all be seen and sorted by Gordon, who in turn seems even more frustrated than us. One of the more surprising elements of the episodes, however, are when he stops being the loud mouthed chef, and becomes a friend to the owners instead. Usually once the tears have flown from the broken hearted, and penniless waitress' face, Chef Ramsay becomes more Jeremy Kyle than anything else, and does his best to fix up the staff and the shredded families involved in running the establishments, instead of simply taking over and doing it all himself.

He does do a reasonable amount of cooking in the show; though unfortunately, most of it is done off camera, and the meals are simply laid out on the nearest table on the morning of the restaurant's 're-launch' to be studied and copied by the other chefs. The major revamp of the places themselves are out of his control as well, and usually the entire eatery is made-over in a little under 12 hours. A little unrealistic by anyone's standard.

One of my personal favourite elements to the show is the sheer volume of crumbling restaurants in America, as the series spans over 4 seasons, each having it's own variety of revolting and revolutionary failures. The only downside is, we don't get to find out if Ramsay's changes actually work. Many of the episodes end minutes after the re-launch is over, showing us just one night of his good work, before he leaves to visit another state, and if I were to criticise the show at all; it would be this. Show us what happened next, Gordon. We need to know!

Tuesday, 30 July 2013

Toy Story 3


Our story starts with a 17 year old Andy leaving for college, and leaving behind him his home, his family and of course, his beloved toys. The toys, however, aren't ready to leave him. After being stuck in a trunk, alone and un-played with for far too many years, they must await their destiny; are they going to college, the attic, the donations box, or, worst of all, are they being thrown away as junk? Before Andy can make his choice however, the decision is made for him, and home begins to shrink behind them with every box packed.

Every scene is a new chapter to the story and with each new twist, the idea of a happy ending is pulled further from them. In some scenes, it's not a case of love or loss; it's a case of life or death for our heroes, (one scene in particular has to be applauded for it's ability to reduce solid, emotionally stable adults into nervous wrecks, literally gripping their seats with fear...and for a supposed 'child's film', that is quite an achievement.)

The general stereotype of toys is warped into a twisted version of our lives, where humans are monsters, are incapable of love, and as the plot unravels, the audience is drawn into the conclusion that in the end, the plastic toys turn out to be more alive than we are. Ever loyal Woody especially becomes so human in his quest to return to Andy, even leaving his friends behind in the process, that when he finds a sweeter life than the one that he's trying to run back to, he barely takes a minutes hesitation in choosing between them. To consider this from a more controversial point of view though, perhaps Woody wasn't acting more human. He was acting more toy, and shaming every single one of us in the process.

The older audience will see the heartbreak all of the toys go through, and will continously be reaching out to the screen, to take a paw or hand in theirs and save their childhood from slipping away with the rolling credits at the end of the film. For the younger viewers, this film will do nothing but inspire them to gather up their own toys, hold on tight, and begin their own adventures with their make-believe families, before it's all too late. Whilst this film is slightly darker than expected, a lot of the deeper references will be lost on younger children, and will serve to amuse the elder ones. 

Sitting in the dark cave of a cinema or living room, this wondrously emotional film can shock you, and absorb you, make you laugh, make you cry, and will definetly bring out the child in all of us. It will definitely keep you guessing. Will Buzz win over Jessie? Does Barbie's new boyfriend Ken have a dark secret? How much darkness can a day care center hold? And will all the toys get their happy ending? 



Sunday, 28 July 2013

Paranormal Activity


Paranormal Activity. A handheld camera movie on the most traumatic few weeks of one young couple's life in their suspected haunted house.
Admittedly, the summary sounds awful, and in all honesty, the entire premise of the film sounds ridiculous as well, no matter how many people may tell you 'oh no, it's really good! Honestly!' And whilst I sincerely doubt that hearing the same sentiment from me will make any exception to this...watch it. Really. Watch it.
The film begins, in a way, after the actual haunting has begun, with the camera being set up predominantly in the couple's bedroom at night, to record any further paranormal events or signs of demonic activity in their home, as well as being used to film brief daytime episodes in relation to the spirit as well. Whilst in most cases shaky low quality camera films aren't the favourite for late night horrors, 'Clover-field' being referenced here quite predictably, the camera is laid still for most of the film, and the few times it is moved, the quality does not decrease, making for increasingly tolerable viewing. Surprisingly, the two main characters actually fall into the same category.
Director, Oren Peli, had decided to make the characters and the film as naturalistic as possible, therefore letting the actors and cast members having virtually no characteristics at all, aside from their own. Katie, played by Katie Featherstone, and Micah, played by Micah Sloat were given no script at all, and practically all their reactions were their own, from the generic crying and screaming, to the heart-warming comfort and subconscious familiarity between them, were created from actors who had had no previous contact before shooting the film. However, they performed their roles so effortlessly, it was virtually impossible to tell.
The plot itself is a bit of a slow starter, with the first third of the film focused around Katie's background with the spirit, and the psychic she brings in to help them deal with this. The psychic, in the end, has a rather pointless role, aside from providing the audience with further lore on demons and ghosts, however for a movie buff like myself, it was hardly brand new information. But once it starts, it really starts.
From the first innocuous door slamming, my heart thudded, and it became increasingly tempting to cover my eyes as the green tinted nights progressed. Possibly one of the most brilliant elements of this film would be the simplistic invisibility of the demon. We never see it's face, and in fact, all it seems to do is startle the couple by performing the simplest, yet scariest of acts around their own home. Creaking stairs, jarring television signals, thumping noises, even open attic doors. Everything we've flinched at, home alone, of an evening.
In contrast to a lot of typical horror films, the SFX gore and fake blood are absent, as well as the juddering eerie music, and laughable special effects creatures, bringing the film a lot closer to home than most; making it almost uncomfortable relatable and intimidating. Another highlight of the film would've been the reactions themselves, with the overwhelming fear and complete lack of faux heroics making it that bit more realistic and believable for the audience, revealing to us the way that most of us would act if put in the same positions as the characters portrayed.
One of the very slight weaknesses of the film would've been it's slightly predictable ending, with the steady naturalistic feel breaking briefly into the stereotypical horror set up, and the plot edging a little too closely to that of 'The Exorcism of Emily Rose' to be classed as original. However, to conclude, I thoroughly enjoyed being terrified out of my wits by this film, and would recommend it to anyone who was looking for a genuine scare, and a breath of fresh air from the murky depths of the horror scene.

Saturday, 27 July 2013

'Diaries of a Broken Mind'


BBC 3's season of mental health is brought to a head with the brilliantly designed 'Diaries of a Broken Mind', a handheld documentary of the lives of 25 real young people, all suffering from some form of mental illness.
                      Upon doing the research for the programme, I discovered that, at first, they were considering using the name 'My Mad Diary' as the title of the show, and was initially put off. In a show constructed to divert society's eye away from the stigma of 'madness' and 'insanity' and the isolation sufferers of mental health illness's face, using the adjective of 'mad' to describe each and every volunteer in the show is incredibly contradictory. It could also face problems in attracting the wrong audience, with some people settling down and expecting to watch a show of lunatics and psychopaths wreaking havoc for fun. 
                      However, once the title was improved, I was more inclined to watch. And it was definitely worth it. The show kicks off by using the young people themselves to explain their own mental health problems to you, without the aid of doctors, psychiatrists or counsellors, something which I applauded for two reasons; one being that where the professionals will typically use the highest quality medical jargon the second the camera is switched on, in the hope of impressing the audience; the sufferers themselves were actually given a chance to explain their illness' the way they see them, and how they affect them personally. The second reason is that, in another programme of the season, the budget cuts and bad performances of the medical health units in the NHS are explored, proving to the audience that simply 'getting some help' for mental illness really isn't as easy as it sounds. In one young woman's condition on 'Diaries...' she visited her GP and asked for some help with anxiety, and was refused treatment, as the waiting list for CBT was over four months long, and was left to suffer alone.
                   The young people themselves have also been very well casted, showing themselves to be as diverse as their illness', further breaking through the stigmas and stereotypes of mental illness. The volunteers ranged from teen anorexics to early twenties schizophrenics, with all of them presented as 'normal' young adults in their videos. The overall message of the programme seems to be not just a refresher course of mental illness' for those who are sorely lacking in information about them, but also to prove the point that mental health problems can affect anyone, yet when they do, it doesn't have to make them 'mental' or 'crazy'; and that what they have is simply an 'illness' which can be treated, and does not make them any different from you or I.
                  Throughout the show, the young people are asked some very generic questions about their mental health issues, such as 'when did you first discover your mental health problems?' and 'would you get rid of it, if you could?' but one of the questions I found the most shocking, for me personally, was 'do you take medication?' as the resounding yes from nearly all of the young people was completely unexpected. For many of us, medication for mental health problems is seen as quite a last resort, and are only familiar with 'anti-depressants' in the scale of treatment for mental health. However, they succeed in proving us wrong as many of them produce a wide variety of pills and procedures, all designed to help heal their 'broken minds', and even more worryingly so, many of them have been on them for years, some starting at a scarily young age.
                  Of course, we are shown clips of weeks when a few of the young people try to come off their medication, and how violently it can affect them in themselves, providing some of the more emotional scenes of the show. Whilst there is nothing too upsetting, or violent shown, both for our benefit and theirs, the moments where the sufferers lose control and are hit by the reality of their illness are often hard to watch, especially from an outsider's point of view. In my opinion, however, without these scenes, the documentary would be a sham, and would be doing mental health sufferers across the country a severe injustice, as well as creating yet another false image of mental illness, at the other end of the scale this time, and still getting it wrong. 
                 There are other factors, of course, which help to make the show an interesting watch, not just an interesting one, including a slight overuse of jump-cut editing, set against a modern and fitting soundtrack, with music from Jessie Ware and Rudimental documenting the sufferer's lives. This too helps to include the sense of normality and familiarity mental illness has been lacking so far, without going so far as to insult their audiences by pointing this out. 
                Personally, from both an insiders and outsiders point of view, I found 'Diaries of a Broken Mind' to be not only an insightful documentary, but a relatable one as well, reaching out to those who suffer from mental health problems, and those who don't; with one beautifully simply message to sum the whole show up:                                                                  'You are not alone.'

The Other Boleyn Girl


Released in 2008,Justin Chadwick's 'The Other Boleyn Girl' has become acclaimed as one of the most seductive historical dramas, becoming the sexier older sister of Pride and Prejudice, and, coming from such an incredibly 'camera friendly' cast, this is not surprising. Based on the novel by popular period author Phillipa Gregory, this film, considering it's less than blockbuster background, is a surprising triumph in the world of book adaptations. Historically based films are typically said to be less of a hit than those of action or rom-com, simply because their audiences are generally smaller, with most of the viewers failing to understand the content, having not studied it at school, however 'The Other Boleyn Girl' on the other hand, feels nothing like a historical film at all.
Yes, a basic knowledge of the marriage between Anne Boleyn and Henry VIII is necessary, but everything else, I found, simply came as a glorious cinematic surprise. Filmed against a series of beautiful locations, the star studded cast is given a plethora of plot lines to get their teeth into, starting with both famed Boleyn sisters; Mary being played by the beautiful Scarlett Johansonn, and Natalie Portman staring as Anne herself, following all the trouble they wreak within Henry VIII's kingdom.
The storyline is a little complex, (most historic timelines usually are), with King Henry (Eric Bana) seemingly playing both girls for very different reasons, however, fear not; this is not a film about the glory and gluttony of historical men, this is very much a female orientated film. Whilst husbands and fathers do play their roles, the girls are definitely running the show, and the depths of their relationship are explored and re-explored as their individual positions in their own family become jarringly tense.
Two of the more overlooked characters in this film, for me, would've been the observantly charming servant Stafford, played by Les Miserables star Eddie Redmayne, and brother to Mary and Anne, George (One Day's Jim Sturgess), both of whom played such identifiable and undeniably sweet men, yet spent such little time on camera it was slightly disappointing. Another side-lined figure would've been Benedict Cumberbatch's character of Mary's first husband William Carey, a man who had a rather heartbreaking role, yet his ending was unexplained and I personally found myself wondering what happened to him in the end, as in the film he was simply brushed to one side.
Despite this, however, the film as a whole was endlessly beautiful, from the costumes and design to the elegantly circular ending. Admittedly, I went into it, having just been sorely disappointed by the early historical drama of 'King Arthur', expecting the worst, and was very pleasantly surprised. I was very impressed with this film, and would definitely like to see it again. Someone send me the DVD please!

Friday, 26 July 2013

Gary Ross' 'Pleasantville'



How ‘Pleasant’ is your life? Full of AIDS, boys, geeks, TV and empty futures?
Welcome to the world of David and Jennifer (Tobey
Mcguire and Reese Witherspoon), teen twins living in the late 1990’s.
A coming of age film, at the heart of racism and cultural difference in comparison with the modern world of the 20th century.
Whilst one dresses up, and the other slobs down, a collision in plans for the TV causes a sudden halt in everyday life.
A ring at the door, innocent TV repair man, freaky remote and ‘BAM!’ the world of black and white re-runs is suddenly close at hand.

  Pleasantville, a television programme based in the 1950’s full of routine smiles, and perfect lives.
I bet you’ve never quite watched a re-run like it!
Startled, as anyone would be, to find themselves walking down clear streets, and knowing almost everyone, David and Jen must become Bud and Mary Sue, until they find a way to ‘turn the TV off!’

Dating is a hidden topic, shadowed as an unnecessary adventure and limited in its explorations.
The horror of all horrors to rebellious Jen, who throws the rule book out the window the minute she grabs a boy.
Rumours spread like wildfire, but wildfire is an unknown concept to any Pleasantville fire-fighter, only used to rescuing cats from trees!

As they gradually slip into their roles as close brother and sister, helpful son and daughter and well rounded students, some of the strengths of the film shine through, such as the subtle racial influence and humorous inputs to make you really think about the unnoticed elements in ordinary TV shows.
A scene which displays these factors is Mary-Sue's first date, where she dashes to the bathroom, in desperation, and discovers nothing but a tile floor as no one ever goes to the bathroom in old sitcoms.
Some of the few weaknesses in this film were its unanswered endings and, considering it was rated a ‘pg13’, some of the scenes were a bit too graphic for younger audiences. Another would be the collapse of a defined genre for the film, as it seems to be badly combined between comic teen fun, social commentary and twisted sci-fi, making the morals of the film a little hard to understand. The final being a minor continuity error spotted, with Witherspoon's character 'Muffin' being called 'Mary-Sue' from an undefined point and with unexplained reason.

However, the original plot must be noted, as well as the varying character traits from both David and Jen, making the film an interesting watch, if slightly irritating at parts. 

Hannah Montana: The Movie


This charming family film bursts onto the screen with the usual manic antics from Miley Stewart (Miley Cyrus) and Lily Truscott (Emily Osment) racing to get to the stage for a Hannah Montana concert. Slamming through doors and ripping posters, they eventually get there to meet Robbie Ray Stewart (Robbie Cyrus), and the show begins!

But a few days later, before her best friend’s birthday party and her brothers graduation, Miley falls victim to a cat fight over a pair of shoes and is caught off guard by the paparazzi.
This leads to a dramatic decision from her dad… she must go back to Tennessee!
As the lid closes on the Hannah Montana make-up kit and the wig is stowed away, Miley is forced into a world without shiny malls, sunny beaches, to her old home, where even her old horse Blue Jeans doesn’t recognise her.
This life does have it's upsides though, when handsome cowboy Travis is chosen to re-educate Miley into the good ol’ life.  
Meanwhile, Tennessee is struggling to hold onto the aspects of their town, as the business men want to dump a giant mall in the centre of their lives, and everyone must muck in to raise enough money to stop them.
So will Miley be able to use Hannah’s popularity to save her home, or will the fame being everything crashing down around her ears?

There were several enjoyable aspects to this film, with a lot of the familiar aspects, and characters, of the show being echoed in the movie, but it does have one thing that the television series skims over. The element of reality. Whilst in most episodes, Miley will face the moral dilemma of Hannah vs Miley in a very comical sense; however the film takes a very different route and introduces us the more emotional and heart wrenching side of Miley’s decision to hide her identity away from the world. In particular, one scene with Cyrus’ on screen, and real life father Robbie was incredibly moving, and considering the jovial style of many Disney movies, surprisingly tear jerking.
Other characters to be applauded would be Miley’s on screen grandmother, played by Margo Martindale, for her beautifully played role in the emotional madness of the film, as well as Melora Hardin, playing Robbie’s love interest Lorelai. Whilst Lorelai the character has little role outside of ‘love interest’ here, Hardin did play her part well and was a realistic onlooker to the unfolding events.
The conclusion to the film is, as ever, a happy one, yet unfortunately incredibly unrealistic. Whilst I won’t spoil it for those who have yet to see it, the ending of this film is not its strongest point and, to a point, erases everything the characters learn throughout the process of the plot.

On the whole, whilst this film is a brilliant family film, it’s not without its poignant moments as well, and aside from the disappointing ending, is very enjoyable to watch. 

Darragh Byrne's 'Parked'

Parked. Our Merlin’s unsung hero. This film truly is a triumph to the rapidly blooming Colin Morgan, and can only be described as being one of the most stunning pictures to be released in 2011. Colm Meany portrays the loveable Fred, a man of pride and substance thrown against Morgan’s character Cathal, both of whom seemed destined to meet at the very end of normality, when life has left them nowhere to go but Dublin Car Park, stuck living in cars they can’t drive.

When we first meet Fred, he’s struggling to cope, withered and worn in his sunken world of tarmac and tea, and desperate to regain control of his life, literally living without hope. And when we first meet Cathal, it’s so easy to see the similarities, if only through the smoky haze that surrounds him. There are so many issues explored and portrayed in this film, from the homeless, to the drugged and beaten and the countless broken hearts they find along the way. Milka Ahlroth plays a curious onlooker to their journey, being kept in the dark about her companions' housing for the general length of the film, yet still managing to see past this to begin a grudging and tentative romance with the awkward Fred, much to the delight of his seemingly adopted friend Cathal. The relationship between the two men is incredibly complex, as, considering the age gap between the two; it seems to range from a father/son dynamic to a roughly constructed friendship that the both of them clearly desired.

The poignancy of this film is spot on, and is incredibly moving in its depth, the contrast of Cathal’s rough, cheeky exterior shining through against Fred’s calm and peaceful stature is so overly endearing it’s near impossible not to get attached to these characters. It’s such an unusual film, and considering how little they were given to work with as a theme, the writers really have done a spectacular job creating something out of nothing. A typical, yet untypical story of a homeless man finding hope, yet losing almost everything along the way.

The acting must be applauded as well, Colin Morgan in particular, having to play what would be considered a difficult role for any actor and pulling it off expertly, managing his characters age with the struggles of his life, whilst Meany is simply a character designed for a hug, making the audience warm up to him almost instantly and want to wrap him up in a blanket.


Depending on what you were expecting, the ending to this film could be a disappointment to the viewer, but personally I felt it was built up well, steering as far away from a typical happy ending as possible, but fitting the story nicely. It’s a cripplingly gritty film, with so many intensely addictive characters, it’s definitely one to see.